lionnudes: Saying “Come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you
h5ils: 11th cup of tea of the day…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARRY POTTER.
me ridiculously late at night when nobody else is awake: PEOPLE COME LOVE MEEEEE
me any other time of day: ew people get away, maybe if i don't post they won't know i'm here
tr0ianna: oopsfuckproductions: sockhopc0ckblock: mullingayr: filtered-creativity: durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon i’m laughing so hard and this isnt even funny im crying not even jokging this is horrifying. omg what… the fuck this isn’t a fucking joke ok no no more I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO LAUGH THIS HARD.
Anonymous asked: What if I already called dibs on Kristen Sterart?
listening to this song on repeat all night. ...
satans-testicle: Clam eats salt “Weirdest video you’ll see today.” i am so creeped out… I literally froze in the middle of scratching my nose and stared in horror for the entirety for the video.